welcome!
Hi, i’m Nic.
So, I guess you like my song, huh?
Well, what you hear and see is what you get. That’s it.
No gimmicks, no bullshit.
Just a musician with real songs, written with everything I’ve got.
Are you here for the FREE CD ?
Gotcha. No judgment. Just click below. This offer will get you a copy of my
SOMETHING BROKEN
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL CD
for just the cost of shipping, which is 5 euros.
…Still here?
Ahhh, you probably wanna know if that chair on fire is AI…
Spoiler alert: NOPE ! ! !
Since you’re still here, I should introduce myself so I’m not just some random guy online.
Who Am i ???
…besides the dude with questionable fashion sense?
I make music that sounds like a song from your childhood that you forgot, but you now recognize.
Whether you are going through a rough patch or having the time of your life, my music will provide the soundtrack you didn’t know you needed.
Damn, I sound like a car commercial — minus the fancy cars and scenic drives, of course.
wHY am i sending you the FREE CD ?
Well, I could just drop a Spotify link on you like the rest of the world — but that’s like streaming a concert on your phone when you could be front row, screaming the lyrics.
And I want you front row!
I grew up on physical albums. I held them in my hands as I would listen to the songs that shaped me so I want to give you that same experience. You should do that too.
Plus, I’m trying to make some new friends across Europe — mainly so I can crash on your couch and hide your TV remote. I’m also down to play live and meet your friends, who will obviously love me too.
(Tell them. Seriously. I need this.)
so what do you get?
Something Broken, Something Beautiful
signed album free
… 40 minutes of killer songs, ranging from high energy stadium rock to stripped-back ballads.
If I make you cry, not my fault, but drinks are on me.
Album artwork is off the charts
… we actually set the chair on fire guerilla style, and I sat next to it. This is not AI generated in the slightest.
i will ship it within a week
… it’s literally just 5 € to get the CD sent to you. It covers the postage and shipping cost while the CD is on me!
It’s that simple!
Money back guaranteed
… I will give you your money back if you are not satisfied with the product
Never take hair or fashion advice from me
… and I know better not to give out any unsolicited advice. Hey, look at you!
You made it to the end of this page, which means something caught your eye. Thank you! We probably have a lot more in common than we’d like to admit.
And that’s what makes us human.
So, as a token of my gratitude and to share the love, let me send you a copy of my CD. I can’t wait for you to have it —and, if we’re being honest, you’re probably going to love it more than I’ll ever admit.
This offer works ONLY for EUROPEAN countries at the moment.
If you would like this offer but are not in Europe, please contact me and I’ll see what we can do.